The hardest thing I’ll ever do is walk away still loving you.
Do not judge. You do not know what storm I have walked through.
I don’t have an attitude problem. I just have a personality you can’t handle.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
I make my actions proportional to your happiness.
When I saw you, I felt that I had a new life.
It’s not called being lazy; rather, you can say “selective participation.”
If only I could get a day between Saturday and Sunday.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.